Covfefe?

Today was pretty strange, I got to work around the usual time. I snoozed my alarm for two hours, so waking up early didn't really work. On Fridays, the company provides breakfast for everyone in the office, and today was no different. The email they sent out said continental breakfast, but instead it was just chick-fil-a and bagels. No complains from me though, chick-fil-a is yummy.Then around 11, the cool kids went to the kitchen to get coffee. After getting back to my desk. I placed the mug in front of me. Leaned forward to work on my computer. After a lot of frustration at the terrible code I need to refactor, I slump back into my chair. Halfway through this motion, I feel a strange weight. I don't normally have anything in front of my keyboard. I look down just as the mug tips off the desk and pours into my lap. I sit there stunned. The cool kids have noticed, and begin laughing. I decide to go home for a change of clothes. The round trip takes about 40 minutes. Right as I get back, we go out for lunch. Then I come back to continue refactoring code. Why did no one comment on this pull request before they merged?I finally finish, and it's 4. The code repository is down. I guess its time for a Gong Cha break. I ask the cool kids. They said they would go yesterday, but it ended up raining the whole day. They agree to go, but suddenly there's a loud rumble. It's pouring outside?? The weather went from almost clear, to thunderstorms. I am very upset. A couple minutes later, after I've already given up, I notice it's super sunny outside. Hooray. We go to Gong Cha, and everyone lived happily ever after. The End.Tomorrow I'm going to hangout with some friends at Dave and Busters. And by hangout, I probably mean I'll be at the PIU machine the whole time. Gotta wake up early, so good night!